cuuno:

cuuno:

i hate when people take a character and transfem her and then suddenly she’s super femme and girly and a makeup guru like lets be real she would fucking NEVER.

like if she’s some weird fucking guy, and then you transed her gender, now she’s a weird fucking girl. thems the rules

solardrake:

which one of you is hovering your crosshair over me i can f⊹ucking feel it on me

lakevida:

(person who doesn’t give money to homeless people because they might spend it on drugs voice) That feeling when you need a little treat to get through another day of adulting

jakemorph:

twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023071:

meow-for-eboys:

this guy won life

this is an L imagine being seduced by your chess opponent in a dress like that isn’t the oldest play in the Conniving Vizier handbook… expect arsenic in your wine within the week

swarnpert:

you know that quote “when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail” bc that’s how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

lohboh:

taylor swift: she was the piss on the carpet / I was the floor’s poo / she would always be his number one / while I was the number two / little did we know / he would flush us both

white women who have lizzo blocked on twitter: I’m SOBBINHG. the METAPHORS. did she know she would define a generation with this? 😭😭😭

gayboys who own every switch pokemon game: agsshdjdkdakh no okay but why is this better than everything on the radio for the past ten years 😭 THIS ICONNNNN. EVERYBODY SHUT UP I’M IN MY FLUSHING ERA 📢📢

asian giant hornet in a japanese honeybee nest:

glassblueribbon:

kragehund-est:

im putting a fruit sticker on you. im sprinkling blades of grass on you. im offering wedges of my tangerine to you. etc.

awetistic-things:

noise cancelling headphones aren’t enough i need everyone to die

cali:

your mama so birds we use to think she just dissapeared in winter but found out later about how that all worked